• Cashier: That'll be $17.67
• Me: *hands over $20*
• Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(Source: amoying, via unechoed)

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

(via unechoed)

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

(via crywanks)

• me: *digs through 50 black shirts to find specific one*